Talking to Dogs…

Our puppy, Finn

Things you’ll probably never say unless you have a puppy…

1. Stop trying to eat your foot!

(Poor guy got his nail stuck on his cage and ripped half of it off and it had to be bandaged, which he kept trying to get off!)

2. No I don’t want doggy kisses!

3. Quit trying to eat my hair!

4. Stop biting the Christmas tree!

5. Toes are not chew toys!

6. Are you eating leaves?

7. Can you please do your business without stepping in it immediately after?

8. Why are you shoving your face down the back of the couch?

9. Seriously? You just peed five seconds ago!

10. Don’t eat rocks!

In all fairness…

I have said a few of these to my kids, too, but still. Puppies certainly are an adventure!

What crazy things have you said to one of your pets?


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DelSheree Spinner was one of those shy, quiet kids who spent more time reading than talking. She didn't speak a single word for the first few months of preschool. Her fascination with reading led to many hours spent in the library and bookstores, and eventually to writing. She wrote her first novel when she was sixteen years old, but spent ten years rewriting it before it was published. Native to New Mexico, many of DelSheree’s books feature the Four Corners area or were inspired by its history and lore. When not writing novels, she is often reading, hiking, sewing, and working with other authors. DelSheree has several bestselling young adult series and has hit the USA Today Bestseller list twice as part of box sets. She also writes contemporary romance, humorous mystery, and paranormal new adult series. Her writing is as varied as her reading interests.

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